Thursday, September 12, 2013


our rehearsal is friday 13th of september 2013 . it is a vigil. call 07037759275,08082754556,07065295548,07069591230 for more info
Make we laff small abeg...
If u are a man and u wan2 live long, pls dnt go near ur woman's phone unless u hav shock-absorbers­­ like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka­­)crying like a baby,then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau???

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: chizoooooosu!!!­­amaka don die????

Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo

Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened

Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone....

Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda...

Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18

Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat i wan to marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone...

Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta...

Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe­­,Timothy and JacoB),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi,­­Samuel,Mike,Gr­e­g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis....
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! hahahahaa=)) abeg no laugh alone share with your friends.
Imagine you are Married
You went out to buy a CONDOM and
immediately you said, "give me "CON"",
you realized your wife was behind
You...
What will you add to the "CON" to save
yourself ?
Just Imagine Life Without BOYS !!
.
.
Roads Silent
Colleges Empty :|
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On BOYS.....!!!!!
SHARE/COMMENT if you AGREE !!
Relaxing with The New Zion Drama Ministries
Ways To Know If U Are Cursed.

1. If u download anything from the
internet & it fails in 99%.
2. If u take cheat into the exam hall &
can't understand ur own handwriting.
3. If you buy a phone at the rate of 50k
today & the price drop to 16k
tomorrow.
4. If u break with ur lover & he/she win
200MUGX the next day.
5. If u use a heavy perfume, ur body
odour still remains.
6. If u work in a company for 10yrs
without
promotion or rise in salary.
7. If to lie 2 Armed robber that u don't
have a phone & it rings..
8. If the person that u are cursing in a
traffic turns out to be the person
interviewing u.
9. If u don't pass both mathematics &
english in ur
final exam.
10. If u get to the exam hall and you
can't remember ur first name.
11. If u are signed as the defender for
a Europian club & your first task is to
mark Lionel messi.
12. After photoshopping your
picture you still look ugly.
13. If a rat eats only your name out of
your
important document.

>>Add your's<<
Relaxing with new zion drama
Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the
night suddenly shouts "quickly my
husband is back" man get up, jumps
out of the window and realizes, dammit
I am the husband.
Assuming government ask
everybody to register their
husband/wife
girlfriend/boyfriend
before 2014 .
And u obey and then
register ur husband/wife
boyfrnd/ girlfrnd
only 4 d machine to say
sorry:/ , the person u are
trying to register has already
been registered . What will u
do??
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

TOP 16 SIGNS TO KNOW IF
FORCES FROM YOUR VILLAGE
ARE AFTER YOU!
1. If you have worked in a company
for 10years without promotion
2. When you fail Only maths and
english for waec.
3. If u slap military man.
4. If your car spends more time at
the mechanic than on the road.
5. If you are a chelsea fan
6. When you are posted to
Maiduguri for NYSC
7. If you are a hidden christian in
the midst of boko haram and your
phone starts ringing
"LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8. When u mistake a super glue for
an eye drop
9. Even after photo-shopping you
still look ugly
10. When u vomit pounded yam and
egusi soup in church during a 3
days fasting and prayer service.
11. If Lionel Messi catches u on d
field of play
12. When u rape a military man's
only child.
13. When a Rat eats your name out
of all your documents.
14. When your only child joins d
Nigerian police force
15. when you get stuck in an
elevator with a boko haram suicide
bomber
16 hen u dey wif 10 friends and na
only u police come catch..lols..and
ur friends cut..or flee....Geeeeezzzz...i don laff sotey i knock army man for head...Lmfao....








OUR MINISTRATION AT RCCG: KING OF KING  MAGBORO
8, LACK OF WISDOM [Prov 4 ; 7 ]
Lack of wisdom is another thing that is causing revival to tarry in drama ministry . it is only the wisdom of God you need to run ministry . Don’t follow others timetable but, rather discover what God wants you to do at a paticular points in time . Don’t because other ministries are going on locations and you too with the little money in the purse opt for going on locations. You will only produce thrash because it is not your time . if what you hold in your hands is not enough for your harvest , with the wisdom of God make it your seed , and the time of harvest will surely come.with wisdom , Deborah delivered her people , Joshua conquered Jericho , David defeated Goliath , Elijah destroyed the prophets of baal.
With wisdom of God in your life , you are on your way to victory .
9, LACK OF MINSTERIAL ANNOINTING [Eccl 8 ; 9 ]
Annointing brings revival and what makes the difference in the life of a man that God will use to bring down revival in drama ministry is ANNOINTING . Many drama ministries even after ministration , sinners will come and hail themThey are familiar with this statement.’’ You can act very well . oh ; Your drama is so sweet ; I enjoy every bit of your presentation ‘’ The ministration that ought to lead to repentance now turns to mere entertainment .
Ministerial anointing has to do with preparation .though By experience I have seen a ministry that prepares for about one month just for a single ministration and at the end no single result was witnessed but , I have also seen a drama ministry that prepares for just three days and thousands of souls were won for Christ .
That is what anointing can do . please don’t mis- interprete me , I am not saying you should not prepare well for ministration but you need uncommon anointing to succeed where others are failing , to rejoice where others are crying and to make a way where others are making mistakes .
There is a limit to which your physical strength and ability can take you in ministry . That is why many fails in ministry . you need divine enablement to go extra miles and they can only come through the anointing of God . You need more of God in your ministry .
10, LACK OF ENDURANCE AND PATIENCE [Job 14 ; 14 ]
Endurance and patience is the last reasons why revival tarry in drama ministry . Many ministries are no longer waiting for the time of God again , they want things to happen just like that , They have forgotten that rome was not built in a day .
A newly established drama ministry is thinking on going on location . Why ; because they see other ministry doing such , so they felt they could also gather money and do the same ; Impatience ; Listen very well ;, when you don’t have enough in you to offer the world , you will become a poison to their lives , if it will take some ministry to wait for a year praying and receiving instructions from God before they lunch out, you can also do better , Don’t be in haste so that you will not be a waste . allow God to take you precept by precept to where you belong .
A man that God will use to cause revival must be patient . David stayed for many years tending the sheep until he became King , Moses stayed in the desert for many years before he became a deliverer . Joseph endured hardship and stayed many years in prison before he became prime minister in Egypt . You must also wait patiently for the time of your manifestation , it will not tarry , it will surely come .
In as much as the children of Israel didn’t die in the wilderness , you will also pass over your wilderness only if you can wait and be contented . it takes being under a tree to know what the wind does to the tree , it takes you being in another person ministry to know what they are going through or they have gone through , impatience had led many people to destruction . Your level of patience will determine how lasting you will be in the hands of God . Revival can only come through a patient man and only a patient man can make the difference .
Therefore , to all and sundry in drama ministry , if revival must come in drama ministry , we must avoid the ten major dangerous reasons that delayed revival . Remember ,it is you, it is you that cause revival to tarry and not God . it is when the heart of people [Drama Ministers] Prickle that revival takes place , You must go back to God so that , He can now show favour to our land [Drama Ministry] and He can restore our fortunes . We need revival in drama ministry , we need revival and it must come , it must not tarry

.
PST TAIWO MICHAEL IS the DIRECTOR of THE NEW ZION DRAMA MINISTRIES- A FULL TIME MINISTRY COMMITTED TO EVANGELISM
THROUGH DRAMA
8, LACK OF WISDOM [Prov 4 ; 7 ]
Lack of wisdom is another thing that is causing revival to tarry in drama ministry . it is only the wisdom of God you need to run ministry . Don’t follow others timetable but, rather discover what God wants you to do at a paticular points in time . Don’t because other ministries are going on locations and you too with the little money in the purse opt for going on locations. You will only produce thrash because it is not your time . if what you hold in your hands is not enough for your harvest , with the wisdom of God make it your seed , and the time of harvest will surely come.with wisdom , Deborah delivered her people , Joshua conquered Jericho , David defeated Goliath , Elijah destroyed the prophets of baal.
With wisdom of God in your life , you are on your way to victory .
9, LACK OF MINSTERIAL ANNOINTING [Eccl 8 ; 9 ]
Annointing brings revival and what makes the difference in the life of a man that God will use to bring down revival in drama ministry is ANNOINTING . Many drama ministries even after ministration , sinners will come and hail themThey are familiar with this statement.’’ You can act very well . oh ; Your drama is so sweet ; I enjoy every bit of your presentation ‘’ The ministration that ought to lead to repentance now turns to mere entertainment .
Ministerial anointing has to do with preparation .though By experience I have seen a ministry that prepares for about one month just for a single ministration and at the end no single result was witnessed but , I have also seen a drama ministry that prepares for just three days and thousands of souls were won for Christ .
That is what anointing can do . please don’t mis- interprete me , I am not saying you should not prepare well for ministration but you need uncommon anointing to succeed where others are failing , to rejoice where others are crying and to make a way where others are making mistakes .
There is a limit to which your physical strength and ability can take you in ministry . That is why many fails in ministry . you need divine enablement to go extra miles and they can only come through the anointing of God . You need more of God in your ministry .
10, LACK OF ENDURANCE AND PATIENCE [Job 14 ; 14 ]
Endurance and patience is the last reasons why revival tarry in drama ministry . Many ministries are no longer waiting for the time of God again , they want things to happen just like that , They have forgotten that rome was not built in a day .
A newly established drama ministry is thinking on going on location . Why ; because they see other ministry doing such , so they felt they could also gather money and do the same ; Impatience ; Listen very well ;, when you don’t have enough in you to offer the world , you will become a poison to their lives , if it will take some ministry to wait for a year praying and receiving instructions from God before they lunch out, you can also do better , Don’t be in haste so that you will not be a waste . allow God to take you precept by precept to where you belong .
A man that God will use to cause revival must be patient . David stayed for many years tending the sheep until he became King , Moses stayed in the desert for many years before he became a deliverer . Joseph endured hardship and stayed many years in prison before he became prime minister in Egypt . You must also wait patiently for the time of your manifestation , it will not tarry , it will surely come .
In as much as the children of Israel didn’t die in the wilderness , you will also pass over your wilderness only if you can wait and be contented . it takes being under a tree to know what the wind does to the tree , it takes you being in another person ministry to know what they are going through or they have gone through , impatience had led many people to destruction . Your level of patience will determine how lasting you will be in the hands of God . Revival can only come through a patient man and only a patient man can make the difference .
Therefore , to all and sundry in drama ministry , if revival must come in drama ministry , we must avoid the ten major dangerous reasons that delayed revival . Remember ,it is you, it is you that cause revival to tarry and not God . it is when the heart of people [Drama Ministers] Prickle that revival takes place , You must go back to God so that , He can now show favour to our land [Drama Ministry] and He can restore our fortunes . We need revival in drama ministry , we need revival and it must come , it must not tarry

.
PST TAIWO MICHAEL IS the DIRECTOR of THE NEW ZION DRAMA MINISTRIS- A FULL TIME MINISTRY COMMITED TO EVANGELISM
REASONS WHY REVIVAL TARRIES IN DRAMA MINISTRY.

With the above subject mentioned , some people may still doubt and say they are not enough reasons why revival should tarry in drama ministry and they keep asking themselves that , what then cause revival to tarry in drama ministry , the following are reasons among others . infact the ten major reasons why revival is delayed in drama ministry ;

1, LACK OF GENUINE SALVATION . Heb . 6 ; 9
Salvation is the basis for ministerial exploits , without a genuine salvation , there can never be a revival , it is a tragedy that many drama ministers in Nigeria today lack genuine salvation and that is why many drama ministrations that ought to change lives have turned to entertaianment ministrations .

2, LACK OF VISION Prov 29 ; 18
It takes a man of vision and revelation to cause revival . so many drama ministry has no vision . they have no purpose for gathering . but they keep going for ministrations while some keep going on locations without knowing where they are heading to .
what you see
Determines what you run after and it also determines your strength . any drama ministry without a vision will not be productive let alone causing revival . A drama minister can tell you that he has been in the ministry since twelve or forteen years ago , but Ask him , what has he been doing since then / Nothing ; because he lacks vision and without vision there is no future .
3, DIVIDED ATTENTION 1Kg 13 ; 8 – 19
Your priority as a drama minister should be the work of GOD . You must place the work of GOD before any other thing . but today many have been divided . many drama ministers want to be in the music ministry , deliverance ministry and some are thinking to go the seminary to become a pastor . many are presently thinking on how to pack up the ministry because the work of God is affecting where money is coming in for them . so many drama ministry have lost focus because their hearts have been divided , and how can a drama ministry with a divided heart bring down revival to the land , Impossible . except your heart is right with God , revival cannot come in drama ministry .
4, WRONG MOTIVES Lk 12 ; 15
The attention of some drama minister are not divided but they have wrong motives .
Many drama ministries today , are producing films not with the motive of winning souls
For Christ but for commercial purposes and profit making . That is why you will see many ministries leaving the work of God undone and running after the marketers . May God forgive us ; Amen ; some ministries that are not engaged in film production will go stage with aim of raising money after their ministration . God will never use a man or ministry with the wrong motives to cause revival . you can go through the history of men that God used in the past to bring down revival to their generations , they were men with the right motives .
5, SPIRITUAL AND MINISTERIAL LAZINESS Prov 22 ; 29
Another reason why we still have delay in drama ministry is due to laziness . some minister are spiritually lazy, they keep complaining about fasting and prayer , even to study the word of God is a problem . many ministry find it difficult to go out for ministrations at least twice a month and this category of people complaining of secular dramatists but they themselves are doing nothing to bring down revival to the land .
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WHY REVIVAL TARRIES IN DRAMA AND FILM OUTREACH MINISTRIES
“YOU showed favour to your land , o Lord ; you restored the fortune of Jacob .You forgive the iniquity of your people and covered all their sins. You set aside all your wrath and turned from your fierce anger .
restore us again ,o God our salvation, and put away your displeasure towards us . will you be angry with us for ever .will you prolong your anger through all generations, will you not revive us again ,that your people may rejoice in you. Psalms:85:1-5
,God opened our eyes to see His intention to use drama as a weapon to bring about salvation of souls,deliverance and revival to lukewarm souls.
GOD had invested so much in Christian drama to the extend that there is no where a drama is to be staged that will not attract people .
Many of our missionaries on mission fields are now making use of drama as a means of bringing people to gether.many churches can not do without staging a drama during crusades, revivals and other programmes.
The trend of drama evangelism in Nigeria has extend tremendously to the extend that people form the nooks and corners of Nigeria have been testifying to what God is doing through evangelical drama ministrations,
There are many drama ministries in AFRICA now , day by day ,the total numbers of ministry keeps increasing. Many new names keep coming out and many ministries keep going on locations while many keep staging drama from place to place . but the question in the heart of the people is that,with all this increase of drama ministries, why is it that revival still tarries in the ministry , yes ,some may say that there are enough drama ministries in NIGERIA presently that God can use to cause revival in the land ,but it is a pity that despite the fact that we have so many drama ministries in the land ,there have been very few results .our impact has not been so much felt by the people .many of us keep complaining about the secular dramatists polluting our nations ,through their lifeless, destructives and demonic films.tet we are doing nothing .we fold our arms professing that we are taking over the land with our mouth while sleeping and our weapon (drama) perishing.
Every day on my knees , I keep asking God that while does revival tarries to this extent in drama ministry ,I keep asking God that ,why have we not been able to go beyond this lavel ,why do we keep on having drama ministries without the anticipated impact ,why does God keep silent about the trauma befalling drama ministry .
And there came an answer from GOD THAT ,THE REASON WHY REVIVAL TARRIES IN DRAMA ministry is because ,we are not where God wantus to be .GOD said it is we (drama ministers ) that have caused the revival to tarry as a result of our disobedient .with the definition of revival and tarry compare with what GOD had told us ,we could see that revival cannot come until certain things are removed witin the ministry .
WHAT IS REVIVAL-revival means to return ,to restore and to quickening.
THERE ARE MANY DRAMA MINISTER WITHOUT A MINISTRY , MANY WITH MINISTRY WITHOUT MINISTRATIONS AND MANY WITH MINISTRATIONS WITHOUT INSPIRATIONS. Why ; they are lazy . Sit down and study the lives of Gideon , Deborah , Elisha, and many prophets that God had used in the bible , they are busy people . God will not use lazy vessels to bring down revival in the land , He is looking for busy and ever ready men .
‘’ AMOS ANSWERED AMAZIAH , ‘’ I WAS NEITHER A PROPHET NOR A PROPHET’S SON , BUT I WAS A SHEPHERED , AND I ALSO TOOK CARE OF SYCAMORE FIG TREES . BUT THE LORD TOOK ME FROM TENDING THE FLOCKS AND SAID TO ME ‘ GO , PROPHESY TO MY PEOPLE ISRAEL ‘’ Amos 7 ; 14 – 15 . it takes only responsibility to live a life of dignity .
6, LACK OF SSPIRITUAL AND MINISTRIAL INTEGRITY Jer 35 ; 6 –11
Many drama ministries have substituted their spiritual and ministerial standard with mere wordly things . it is a sad scenario that many [ Drama ministers] that ought to lay a standard for the world [ secular artist] , are now following the standard of the world . Many ministry don’t have integrity again , no more respect on ministerial field s , people are now looking down on many drama ministry as if it wasn’t God that instituted such ministry ,.
The day God opened my eyes to see the determinations of the children of rechabites in the above bible passage , then I know that this are the kinds of men that God needed for revival in the drama ministry and not men that denied integrity .
7,LACK OF KNOWLEDGE [ Hos 4 ;6 ]
Knowledge makes a difference in a man and it makes a man to be in higher place than his friends . Why is it that so many drama ministry are down cast and frustrated /; it is because they lack God’s way of doing things . Many are in the ministry without zeal for what they have been called to do .
Knowledge is not what we get with our physical ability but but it is a hidden treasure and it takes seekers to get it . you don’t need position , degree ,or wealth to bring down revival but your Knowledge in God will determine how you will be relevant . Lack of knowledge to what God wants you to do lead to wrong direction and having the knowledge will not make you struggle .

  1. The trial of your faith is very important as it plays a major role in your life. Nobody knows it all nor is fully prepared for what God wants to use him or her for. This is why God sometimes uses trials to prune us and beat us into shape so that we can conform to His will. In any trial you face, may God's purpose for taking you through it be accomplished in Jesus name.
     
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