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Make we laff small abeg...
If u are a man and u wan2 live long, pls dnt go near ur woman's phone unless u hav shock-absorbers­­ like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka­­)crying like a baby,then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau???

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: chizoooooosu!!!­­amaka don die????

Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo

Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened

Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone....

Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? even makin u cry? U get time my broda...

Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18

Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat i wan to marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone...

Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta...

Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe­­,Timothy and JacoB),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi,­­Samuel,Mike,Gr­e­g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis....
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! hahahahaa=)) abeg no laugh alone share with your friends.

Imagine you are Married
You went out to buy a CONDOM and
immediately you said, "give me "CON"",
you realized your wife was behind
You...
What will you add to the "CON" to save
yourself ?

Just Imagine Life Without BOYS !!
.
.
Roads Silent
Colleges Empty :|
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On BOYS.....!!!!!
SHARE/COMMENT if you AGREE !!

Relaxing with The New Zion Drama Ministries
Ways To Know If U Are Cursed.

1. If u download anything from the
internet & it fails in 99%.
2. If u take cheat into the exam hall &
can't understand ur own handwriting.
3. If you buy a phone at the rate of 50k
today & the price drop to 16k
tomorrow.
4. If u break with ur lover & he/she win
200MUGX the next day.
5. If u use a heavy perfume, ur body
odour still remains.
6. If u work in a company for 10yrs
without
promotion or rise in salary.
7. If to lie 2 Armed robber that u don't
have a phone & it rings..
8. If the person that u are cursing in a
traffic turns out to be the person
interviewing u.
9. If u don't pass both mathematics &
english in ur
final exam.
10. If u get to the exam hall and you
can't remember ur first name.
11. If u are signed as the defender for
a Europian club & your first task is to
mark Lionel messi.
12. After photoshopping your
picture you still look ugly.
13. If a rat eats only your name out of
your
important document.

>>Add your's<<

Relaxing with new zion drama
Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the
night suddenly shouts "quickly my
husband is back" man get up, jumps
out of the window and realizes, dammit
I am the husband.

Assuming government ask
everybody to register their
husband/wife
girlfriend/boyfriend
before 2014 .
And u obey and then
register ur husband/wife
boyfrnd/ girlfrnd
only 4 d machine to say
sorry:/ , the person u are
trying to register has already
been registered . What will u
do??

PLS DONT FORGET FRIDAY 13TH OF SEP 2013,OUR REHEARSAL NIGHT.GOD WILL REHEARSE YOUR LIFE IN A NEW WAY.THIS MONTH IS YOUR MONTH OF GOOD NEWS.CALL
07037759275

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THE ALMIGHTY GOD WILL OPEN EVERY CLOSE DOOR TO YOUR SUCCESS.WHATEVER YOU ARE ASKING FROM GOD,THE LORD WILL ANSWER YOU SPEEDILY IN JESUS NAME.I DECREE IN YOUR LIFE TODAY.ALL YOUR EXPECTATION WILL BRING POSITIVE RESULT IN JESUS NAME.AS FROM TODAY YOU WILL RECEIVE THE HELP OF GOD IMMEDIATELY.SHOUT HALLELUYAH