TOP 16 SIGNS TO KNOW IF
FORCES FROM YOUR VILLAGE
ARE AFTER YOU!
1. If you have worked in a company
for 10years without promotion
2. When you fail Only maths and
english for waec.
3. If u slap military man.
4. If your car spends more time at
the mechanic than on the road.
5. If you are a chelsea fan
6. When you are posted to
Maiduguri for NYSC
7. If you are a hidden christian in
the midst of boko haram and your
phone starts ringing
"LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8. When u mistake a super glue for
an eye drop
9. Even after photo-shopping you
still look ugly
10. When u vomit pounded yam and
egusi soup in church during a 3
days fasting and prayer service.
11. If Lionel Messi catches u on d
field of play
12. When u rape a military man's
only child.
13. When a Rat eats your name out
of all your documents.
14. When your only child joins d
Nigerian police force
15. when you get stuck in an
elevator with a boko haram suicide
bomber
16 hen u dey wif 10 friends and na
only u police come catch..lols..and
ur friends cut..or flee....Geeeeezzzz...i don laff sotey i knock army man for head...Lmfao....